The Civil War on Drugs
We are too high to help you.
Overview
Comedy troupe "The Whitest Kids U Know" present a film that follows two young men who mistakenly believe the American Civil War is being waged over the legalization of marijuana. They join the cause and embark on a journey that brings them face to face with the Union, the Confederates, the Pony Express and eventually Abraham Lincoln himself.
Cast

Trevor Moore
Trevor Moore / Various

Zach Cregger
Abraham Lincoln / Ulysses Grant / Various

Sam Brown
Sam Brown / Various

Timmy Williams
Trevor's Dad / Various

Darren Trumeter
Doug / Robert E. Lee / Various
Jermaine McClure
Bob
Bobby Abido
Nicholas Cabello
Chance Ethan Cain
Isobel Rose Costello
Christian deWeever
Union Soldier
Ashley Fung