S01E01 Meet Killface
Killface, supervillain extraordinaire and loving father, has just begun his quest to destroy the world by smashing it into the sun using the Annihilatrix, a massive jet engine. However, due to construction cost overruns, he...
The Xtacles, under threat of death at the hands of Stan (who, although we haven't mentioned him yet, is in just about every episode, and who is also impersonating superhero Awesome-X) have to find a replacement hostage for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. Their search - somewhat predictably - leads them to Nearl, the local retarded wino guy.
Alien supervillain Killface wants to destroy Earth. Billionaire playboy Xander Crews realizes he can make more money if he stops him. Who will win?