S01E01 Romance
Derrick gets the inside scoop from adult film director Rob Spallone. Hot Package counts down its top romantic moments, and Pat chastises the network that canceled his favorite show.
Hot Package
S01E05: Drugs
Derrick is joined by health expert Gregg Valentino to discuss his steroid-dealing arrest, and questionable tributes are paid to an ailing comedian. Jennifer Day performs, and NOT Jackie Stallone sets the record straight.
Overview
Entertainment news set in a parallel universe and featuring clips of the dark alleyways of the television landscape.
Episodes
S01E02 Mens
Gender expert Perry Caravello is interviewed by Derrick about what it means to be a man.
S01E04 Bloopers
With no entertainment news to report, Derrick, Pat, and special guest human-blooper Perry Caravello dedicate this episode to fun.
S01E05 Drugs
Derrick is joined by health expert Gregg Valentino to discuss his steroid-dealing arrest, and questionable tributes are paid to an ailing comedian. Jennifer Day performs, and NOT Jackie Stallone sets the record straight.
S01E06 Music
Hot Package has up-to-the-nanosecond coverage of the musical war raging across North America. Derrick interviews movie star Jennifer Day, and an HP reporter puts her life on the line.
Cast
Pat O'Brien
Pat O'Brien
Derrick Beckles
Derrick Beckles
Anastasia Foster
Anastasia Foster
Jennifer Day
Jennifer Day
