
The Lone Gunmen
S01E05: Three Men and a Smoking Diaper
The Lone Gunmen become reluctant and rather inept nursemaids to the illegitimate baby of a drunk, philandering, saxophone-playing Senator whose campaign-aide girlfriend died in a suspicious accident. This is the episode where, as Bruce Harwood put it in one chat, "Tom gets his nipples sucked!"
Overview
After years of playing second fiddle to Agents Mulder and Scully on  The X-Files, the trio of computer-hacking conspiracy geeks popularly known as The Lone Gunmen are finally heading out on their own. Never ones to stray far from the center of corporate and government intrigue, the threesome play like a misguided Mission Impossible team, embarking on a series of comic adventures that simultaneously highlight their genius and ineptitude.
Episodes

A Mission-Impossible style break-in as Frohike and Byers attempt to steal the Octium IV chip from E-Com-Con's top security room.

S01E02 Bond, Jimmy Bond
While searching for the killer of an infamous hacker, the three Lone Gunmen find a fourth member when they stumble upon a practice of a football team for the blind.

S01E03 Eine Kleine Frohike
Frohike has to disguise himself as the long-lost son of a woman who is believed to be a Nazi war criminal that the Gunmen are trying to smoke out of the woodwork. She was famed...

S01E04 Like Water for Octane
While searching for a water-powered car, the Gunmen encounter missile silos, rude government clerks, and cows.

S01E05 Three Men and a Smoking Diaper
The Lone Gunmen become reluctant and rather inept nursemaids to the illegitimate baby of a drunk, philandering, saxophone-playing Senator whose campaign-aide girlfriend died in a suspicious accident. This is the episode where, as Bruce Harwood...

S01E06 Madam, I'm Adam
Our heroes meet a strange man who may or may not have been transported by aliens from a parallel universe. Oh, and there's goo.

S01E07 Planet of the Frohikes
The team receives a plea for help via an email from an unknown source, but all evidence seems to point to a chimpanzee at a government laboratory

S01E08 Maximum Byers
The mother of an inmate on death row request The Lone Gunmen to prove her son's innocence and expose the conspiracy behind the murder.

S01E09 Diagnosis: Jimmy
While the trio stalks a grizzly-bear poacher in a snowy forest, an injured Jimmy believes his doctor is a killer profiled on "America's Most Wanted."

S01E10 Tango de los Pistoleros
After the Lone Gunmen ruin her first attempt to get close to a suspected smuggler, Yves arranges to become the man's partner in a tango competition -- with a little help from her... ah... friends.

S01E11 The Lying Game
The boys' investigation into the shooting death of the brother of Byers' college roommate, a blackmailer, yields a definite suspect: FBI Asst. Director Walter Skinner.

S01E12 The Cap'n Toby Show
Langly's childhood hero, kid's show host Cap'n Toby, is accused of being an international spy. It's Gunmen to the rescue!

S01E13 All About Yves
The Lone Gunmen team up with Man in Black agent Morris Fletcher to find Yves. What they uncover is Romeo-61, a secret government organization responsible for decades of major incidents. The sequel to this episode...
Cast

Bruce Harwood
John Fitzgerald Byers

Tom Braidwood
Melvin Frohike

Dean Haglund
Richard Langly

Stephen Snedden
Jimmy Bond

Zuleikha Robinson
Yves Adele Harlow