
S01E01 Pilot
The colonel is reassigned to take emergency command of USAG Stroopsdorf in the Netherlands; Sgt. Conway provides the colonel and Shah with a tour of the things Stroopsdorf is known for... cheese, laundry, and bowling.
All frills. No drills.
After forgetting Capt. Maggie's birthday yet again, the colonel sets out to express his apology with a grand gesture, only to find that it may cost him the other person he loves.
After an epically unfiltered rant, an arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he is punished with a command position at the least important army base in the world.