S01E01 You and Your Ex Call It Quits
The web series becomes a full-fledged TV show in which the viewer at home is the main character as "you" deal with "your" roomates, new girlfriend, and an ex-girlfriend, who doesn’t want to be "your"...
Secret Girlfriend
S01E11: You Have to Choose Between Two Girls
Jessica is at a family vacation in Hawaii so Phil, Sam and You go to a party to pick up chicks. While there you get girls for Sam and Phil. When you arrive back home Mandy is in tour room and apologizes for being a bitch and finally recognizes that you broke up. The next morning she invites all of you to her fathers birthday party, that night. The hand model Phil took home last night has hurt his penis because of a failed hand-job. It is also revealed that Hot Girls make Sam have premature ejaculation. At the party Mandy gets her sister to hit on Phil to piss off her dad. When she tries to touch his penis he yells and pushed her onto Sam who then ejaculates all over himself. You sneak off and while talking to a waitress Mandy finds you and tries to get you to come with her. By this time Jessica is back from the airport so instead you ditch Mandy and go over to Jessica's where you finally have sex.
Overview
Secret Girlfriend is an American television series which aired in October and November 2009 on Comedy Central. The show features the viewer as the "star" of a dating satire, with the show's actors addressing the camera as if it were the lead character.
Secret Girlfriend originated as a Web series created by Jay Rondot and Ross Novie, who are executive producers on the TV adaptation. The showrunner is Eric Weinberg, also an executive producer. The series was recast for television. Each half-hour episode includes two eleven-minute segments.
On April 29, 2010, though no media websites officially announced the show's cancelation, Novie announced via Twitter that there would be no second season.
Episodes
S01E02 You Find an Awesome Strip Club
S01E03 You Learn to Appreciate Life
S01E04 You Help Sam Have His First Wet Dream
S01E05 You Hang with Some Lesbians
Phil hopes to woo Jessica's lesbian roommate; Mandy tries to make "you" jealous by spending time with Sam.
S01E06 Your Ex Tries to Make You Jealous
S01E07 You Solve a Porn-Related Mystery
The guys use the latest technology to identify an adult-film star "you" encountered at the gym; Jessica tries to allay Mandy's jealousy by pretending to be "your" cousin.
S01E08 You Try to Make Some Internet Cash
S01E09 You Get An Aquarium Girl
At a club, you, Sam and Phil debate the merits of having a pet hottie trapped in glass; Sam and Phil can't seem to get along, which leads to much punching and ketchup squirting.
S01E10 Your Buddies Get Into a Fight
S01E11 You Have to Choose Between Two Girls
Jessica is at a family vacation in Hawaii so Phil, Sam and You go to a party to pick up chicks. While there you get girls for Sam and Phil. When you arrive back home...
S01E12 You Get a New Girlfriend
Cast
Italia Ricci
Sasha
Derek Miller
Phil
Michael Blaiklock
Sam
Alexis Krause
Mandy
