Puppets Who Kill
S01E09: Dan's Crush
Overview
Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004.
In Puppets Who Kill, Rocko the Dog, Cuddles the Comfort Doll, Buttons the Bear, and Bill the Dummy are four live, anthropomorphic puppets with a history of delinquency and recidivism. Canadian courts sent each of them to a halfway house for puppets, operated by a man named Dan Barlow.
Episodes
S01E02 Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile,...
S01E03 Cuddles Goes To Jail
Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.
S01E04 Buttons Goes To Court
Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.
S01E05 Bill's Brain
Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
S01E06 The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
S01E07 Rocko's Telethon
Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman...
S01E08 Cuddles The Safety Mascot
Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
S01E09 Dan's Crush
S01E10 Dan The Greeter
Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
S01E11 Cuddles Gets Laid
Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
S01E12 Dan's Umbrella
Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains
S01E13 Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
S01E14 The Payback
Cast
Dan Redican
Dan Barlow
Bob Martin
Cuddles
Gord Robertson
Bill
James Rankin
Buttons
