S01E01 Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
S01E32: Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
Overview
Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is an American cartoon web series created by Seth MacFarlane. The series is based on the cutaway jokes on Family Guy.
Episodes
S01E02 A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
S01E03 Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
S01E04 Adopted
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
S01E05 A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and...
S01E06 Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
S01E07 A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and...
S01E08 Cat Staff Meeting
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
S01E09 Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
S01E10 Marital Troubles
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
S01E11 Jeff Goldblum Wafers
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
S01E12 Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
S01E14 Monkeys Talk About Religion
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
S01E15 Mountain Climber
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
S01E16 Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
S01E18 The Bartender Says...
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
S01E19 Backstage with Bob Dylan
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
S01E20 Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
S01E21 Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
S01E24 AIDS Patient Zero
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
S01E25 Name That Animal Penis!
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
S01E26 Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
S01E27 Sex with... #1
A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
S01E28 A Fat Guy Working Out
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
S01E29 A Gay Knight
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
S01E30 A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
S01E32 Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
S01E33 Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
S01E34 He Who Lives in a Glass House...
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
S01E35 Sex with... #2
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
S01E36 Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
S01E37 The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
S01E39 Sex with... #3
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
S01E41 Fat Jesus
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
S01E42 Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
S01E44 The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
S01E45 Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
S01E46 Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
S01E47 Small Talk with Aunt Helen
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
S01E48 Marie Antoinette's Notepad
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
S01E50 What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.
Cast
Alex Borstein
Various Characters (voice)
Alexandra Breckenridge
Various Characters (voice)
Seth Green
Various Characters (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Various Characters (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Harry (voice)
Seth MacFarlane
Various Characters (voice)
Jeff Bergman
Fred Flintstone / Barney Rubble / Host (voice)
