S01E01 With Sex You Get Eggroll
The Mayor wants Head Lifeguard Notch Johnson out of Malibu Adjacent, and she's recruited Kimberlee Clark to join his squad and get the low-down on him by wearing a mini-camera. She thinks that her work...
Son of the Beach
S01E06: Fanny and the Professor
The Mayor with help from The Professor, plot to take over Notch's job and the beach with three beautiful robot lifeguards.
Overview
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.
Episodes
S01E02 Silence of the Clams
A unpopular girl, doesn't have a date for ""Clamapolooza"" in a end party for the college students spring break. She starts to polute the beach to close this event.
S01E03 In the G-Hetto
When Jamaica is blackmailed into running drugs for a gangsta, Notch insists upon taking her place as the "mule". After all, who else can swallow 13 cocaine-filled condoms and then swim two miles? Also, Chip...
S01E04 Love, Native American Style
Notch is distraught when his step-father, local Indian Chief Pokemon, passes on, and a local casino developer convinces the Kahonee Tribe to construct a casino on their land. Although the deal's crooked, Notch is no...
S01E05 Two Thongs Don't Make a Right
When Little Peter Gozinya disappears on the beach, Notch and the gang mobilize to find him. And also mobilize to repeal the Mayor's ban on thong bikinis. Which effort will prove successful?
S01E06 Fanny and the Professor
The Mayor with help from The Professor, plot to take over Notch's job and the beach with three beautiful robot lifeguards.
S01E07 Eat My Muffin
When BJ muffs a save, she goes into an identity crisis and ends up in the care of The Divine Rod, who runs a home for lost women. And runs a web-site where people pay...
S01E08 Miso Honei
When the world's most dangerous tsunami, Miso Honei, is detected rushing at Malibu Adjacent, the Mayor senses a media event and tries to get Notch to surf it. He refuses until the Mayor grants a...
S01E09 South of Her Border
When Notch and the girls travel to the South American nation of Humidor to stop a military coup, they end up in prison instead. The shackles aren't so bad, but the all-bean diet? Ai, ai,...
S01E10 Day of the Jackass
Malibu Adjacent is hosting a peace conference between China and Africa, and Notch has been banned from attending. That would be no problem, except Notch's old Army Secret Ops buddy, Captain ""Buck"" Enteneille has shown...
S01E11 A Star Is Boned
The glamour of Hollywood is hitting the beaches of Malibu Adjacent: the fabulous stars, the adoring crowds, the death threats. Notch Johnson joins the case when actress Regina Streep is almost killed on his beach....
S01E12 Attack of the Cocktopuss
When the Cocktopuss sets shores on the beach, the mayor wants it as another wonder of the world. Chip sings for a rock band.
S01E13 Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong
Vinnie Fellachio returns to terrorizes the beach. Chip's sister, Ava Rommel visits him, and puts the moves on B.J.
Cast
Timothy Stack
Notch Johnson
Jaime Bergman
B.J. Cummings
Leila Arcieri
Jamaica St. Croix
Kimberly Oja
Kimberlee Clark
Lisa Banes
Mayor Anita Massengil
Roland Kickinger
Chip Rommel
Amy Weber
Porcelain Bidet
