$#*! My Dad Says

S01E12: Goodson Goes Deep

On a day off from work, Henry decides to spend some quality time with his father. Ed, however, is only interested in picking up a Steve Garvey baseball that he ordered from Authentic Carl’s sports memorabilia shop. When Henry is unable to convince him to do anything else, he decides to tag along with his father. By the time the Goodsons reach the store, however, Authentic Carl has already sold the ball. Henry helps Ed find out who bought it, and they both stake out the ball owner’s house, waiting for him to get home. While Ed doesn’t get his ball, he does learn that father/son bonding can be an enjoyable experience. Vince and Bonnie, tired of Ed interrupting them in their new attic bedroom, decide to move into Ed’s garage for more privacy. They have also decided to adopt a positive attitude at all times in the hopes that this will help them conceive a child. But as much as they want to maintain their new-found optimism, the garage’s many horrible qualities test their patience.

Overview

Ed Goodson, a forthright and opinionated dad, relishes expressing his unsolicited and often wildly politically incorrect observations to anyone within earshot. Nobody is immune from Ed's rants, including his sons, Henry, a struggling writer-turned-unpaid blogger; and Vince, the meek half of his husband/wife real estate duo with domineering Kathleen. When Henry finds he can no longer afford to pay rent to his pretty roommate -- and secret admirer -- Sam, Ed reveals a soft spot and invites Henry to move in with him. Henry agrees, knowing that the verbal assault will not abate and now there will be no escape.

Episodes

Pilot

S01E01 Pilot

September 23, 2010 10.0 21 min
Henry is forced to move in with his outspoken father Ed when he is fired from his job as writer for a men's magazine.
Wi-Fight

S01E02 Wi-Fight

September 30, 2010 21 min
Ed refuses to allow Henry to install an internet connection in his house, so he takes matters into his own hands. Bonnie needs to have a medical examination, and Vince convinces her to let a...
The Truth About Dads & Moms

S01E03 The Truth About Dads & Moms

October 7, 2010 21 min
Henry becomes outraged when Ed refuses to accept the blame for a DMV employee being fired.
Code Ed

S01E04 Code Ed

October 14, 2010 21 min
Ed tries to save Henry from the embarrassment of being rejected while they are on a double date. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie come up with an ad campaign for their real estate business.
Not Without My Jacket

S01E05 Not Without My Jacket

October 21, 2010 21 min
Ed tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes; Vince regrets asking Bonnie to reveal details about a past relationship.
Easy, Writer

S01E06 Easy, Writer

October 28, 2010 21 min
Ed is embarrassed by an article Henry writes about him; Bonnie and Vince make friends with an ''it'' couple.
Dog Ed Pursuit

S01E07 Dog Ed Pursuit

November 4, 2010 21 min
While Vince is angry about Ed bonding his dog, Henry goes out on a date with Vince and Bonnie's boss in the hopes of getting them a real estate listing.
The Manly Thing to Do

S01E08 The Manly Thing to Do

November 11, 2010 21 min
Ed's ball-busting Navy buddy Wally comes to stay at the house, and their friendship starts up right where it left off 40 years earlier. But when Wally acts like a bigot towards Ed's housekeeper Tim,...
Make a WISiH

S01E09 Make a WISiH

November 18, 2010 21 min
Bonnie and Vince make a risky career move after seeing a life coach. Ed's heart gets some romantic motivation after confronting the motivational speaker.
You Can't Handle the Truce

S01E10 You Can't Handle the Truce

December 9, 2010 21 min
Ed is involved in a longstanding dispute with a neighbor, Mr. Campbell, which Henry tries to mediate. Ed insists that while they don’t like each other, they are comfortable with the situation as it is,...
Family Dinner for Schmucks

S01E11 Family Dinner for Schmucks

December 16, 2010 21 min
After she and Vince moved in to Ed's house, Bonnie tries to make the best of things by instituting a new tradition of the Goodson Family Dinner. At first everyone annoys each other to the...
Goodson Goes Deep

S01E12 Goodson Goes Deep

January 6, 2011 21 min
On a day off from work, Henry decides to spend some quality time with his father. Ed, however, is only interested in picking up a Steve Garvey baseball that he ordered from Authentic Carl’s sports...
The Better Father

S01E13 The Better Father

January 13, 2011 21 min
When Vince and Bonnie learn that the reverend who married them didn't actually have a license, they decide to have a new wedding in Ed's house. Vince has trouble finding a tux that fits him,...
Corn Star

S01E14 Corn Star

January 20, 2011 21 min
Ed has a run-in with homeowners' association vice president Rosemary Pernworth when she threatens to cut down his corn for growing too high. Never one to be defeated easily, Ed decides to run for president...
Ed Goes to Court

S01E15 Ed Goes to Court

January 27, 2011 21 min
As the newly-elected head of the Homeowners' Association, Ed is more concerned with pursuing his neighbor Rosemary Pernworth than he is with passing any legislation. But Rosemary isn't interested in Ed's casual, blunt approach to...
Well Suitored

S01E16 Well Suitored

February 3, 2011 21 min
Ed gets jealous when he learns that Rosemary is also seeing another man - an arrogant millionaire named Don. After a talk with Henry, he decides to tell Rosemary that he wants them to be...
Lock and Load

S01E17 Lock and Load

February 10, 2011 21 min
Ed and Rosemary's fledgling relationship hits a snag when she tells him that his gun has got to go. After Henry, Vince, and Bonnie convince him to heed her wishes, however, Ed's house gets robbed...
Who's Your Daddy?

S01E18 Who's Your Daddy?

February 17, 2011 21 min
Henry meets a beautiful girl on the internet, but things get weird when she seems to know a little too much about Ed. Worried that she might be his long-lost daughter, Ed attempts to discover...

Cast

William Shatner
William Shatner
Dr. Edison Milford Goodson III
Jonathan Sadowski
Jonathan Sadowski
Henry Goodson
Nicole Sullivan
Nicole Sullivan
Bonnie Goodson
Will Sasso
Will Sasso
Vince Goodson

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