
$#*! My Dad Says
S01E14: Corn Star
Ed has a run-in with homeowners' association vice president Rosemary Pernworth when she threatens to cut down his corn for growing too high. Never one to be defeated easily, Ed decides to run for president himself so that he can keep his corn as is. Knowing how Ed tends to rub people the wrong way, Rosemary invites him to participate in a debate with her. But when he gives her an amazing foot massage right before the debate begins, she is thrown off her game and Ed manages to sway the crowd. Meanwhile, Henry invites local news anchor Soledad Cho over to the house in order to conduct an interview with her. Vince decides to meet her because she is on his list of celebrities he can have sex with and not have it count as cheating on Bonnie. When she returns his advances, though, Vince decides that his marriage is more important than having sex with a celebrity crush.
Overview
Ed Goodson, a forthright and opinionated dad, relishes expressing his unsolicited and often wildly politically incorrect observations to anyone within earshot. Nobody is immune from Ed's rants, including his sons, Henry, a struggling writer-turned-unpaid blogger; and Vince, the meek half of his husband/wife real estate duo with domineering Kathleen. When Henry finds he can no longer afford to pay rent to his pretty roommate -- and secret admirer -- Sam, Ed reveals a soft spot and invites Henry to move in with him. Henry agrees, knowing that the verbal assault will not abate and now there will be no escape.
Episodes


S01E02 Wi-Fight

S01E03 The Truth About Dads & Moms

S01E04 Code Ed

S01E05 Not Without My Jacket

S01E06 Easy, Writer

S01E07 Dog Ed Pursuit

S01E08 The Manly Thing to Do

S01E09 Make a WISiH

S01E10 You Can't Handle the Truce

S01E11 Family Dinner for Schmucks

S01E12 Goodson Goes Deep

S01E13 The Better Father

S01E14 Corn Star

S01E15 Ed Goes to Court

S01E16 Well Suitored

S01E17 Lock and Load

S01E18 Who's Your Daddy?
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