S01E01 How to Get a Date
Need tips on how to get a date? Booze Lightyear has all the answers. As certified pickup artists, you should try our patterned "she'll def hump me right now" pickup lines. You'll be banging your...
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S01E16: Everything Wrong with American News Media
In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we take a look at how cable news outlets handle simple news stories. Oh, you'd like me to type something super clever here. Wouldn't you? Well, unfortunately for you, I'm simply all out of fucks to give. Seriously, I handed all of them out to kids at Halloween in place of those miniature single serving candy bars. I love those candy bars - but not as much as I love giving fucks.
Overview
Booze Lightyear is a workplace comedy
Episodes
S01E02 Worst Marriage Proposals of All Time
Here at Booze Lightyear, we're pretty bad with relationship stuff. So naturally, we thought we'd try our hand at marriage proposals. It went exactly as planned.
S01E03 How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Ever wonder how to get out of it? Let Booze Lightyear help you out. We've got all the answers.
S01E04 How to Ace a Job Interview
Czech out these Booze Lightyear tips on how to land your dream job.
S01E05 Was That Racist?
Ever said anything that could be construed as racist? I haven't. Okay, I'm lying. I actually have. There was this one time I called my friend Jose a refried bean when I was mad at...
S01E06 Was That Sexist?
Ever said something sexist? Booze Lightyear never has. And I never have either. Nope. Never. I have never once in my life said anything remotely sexist. Are you calling me a liar? I'm not a...
S01E07 Was That Homophobic?
This week Booze Lightyear explores the topic of homophobia. Homophobia is a real thing, y'all. It's not just some made up thing you saw one Saturday night watching old episodes of The Flintstones while smoking...
S01E08 Guys Describe a Vagina
This week the men of Booze Lightyear take the time to describe the female genitalia to you - aka the vagina. A big thanks to Epic Lloyd from Epic Rap Battles of History for helping...
S01E09 How to Talk to Your Ex
This week the Booze Lightyear crew shows you how to talk to an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend. Not that I've ever been in a serious relationship. And that's not because I'm not handsome. Oh no, believe...
S01E10 What's Really in Taco Bell Meat?
Ever wondered what's really in Taco Bell meat? Booze Lightyear has the answer. Also, Kelly had to go out of town to attend a wedding on the day we filmed, so she isn't in the...
S01E11 World's Worst Weatherman
This week all of us over here at Booze Lightyear (minus Kelly who had to attend a wedding) show you exactly what it would be like to be the worst weatherman in the world. See,...
S01E12 How to Flirt with Women Using Internet Comments
For some reason when women appear on camera people leave some of the most vile and repulsive comments. So we here at Booze Lightyear thought we'd extract some of the comments on Kelly's videos and...
S01E13 21 Things You Shouldn't Say in Bed
Have you ever said the wrong thing in bed? Of course you have. You're you! Well, this week on Booze Lightyear we explore what not to say in bed. I mean, you could say some...
S01E14 If Advertising Were Accurate
This week we explore the accuracy of marketing and advertising, and its effect on the overall global economy as well as the implications it has on us as a society. You'll be all smart and...
S01E15 Helping ISIS Recruit Teen Girls
This week we offend ISIS. I know. I know. Only a terrible horrible no good person would offend ISIS. But yeah, that's kind of what we are here at Booze Lightyear. We're the absolute worst....
S01E16 Everything Wrong with American News Media
In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we take a look at how cable news outlets handle simple news stories. Oh, you'd like me to type something super clever here. Wouldn't you? Well, unfortunately for you,...
S01E17 Feminists Hate Your Penis
This week Booze Lightyear takes on modern feminism and equality. Is it weird that I say "hello"? Don't people normally say "hello" when they greet one another? What? Just because you're reading this and we...
S01E18 What Do Emojis Really Mean?
Emojis are totally awesome, bro. They're straight up yolo, swag, and other slang words. But what do they mean? Pass the blunt to the left and pay attention while we explain the true meaning of...
S01E19 We Don't Serve Gays
This one time Booze Lightyear and I served a gay guy in restaurant we were working at. Immediately afterwards, we all went straight to Hell.
S01E20 The News on Drugs
This week, Booze Lightyear takes on The War on Drugs and the US drug policy. Fun fact: We're all extreme method actors, so we actually ingested all of these drugs to make our performances in...
S01E21 World's Worst Uber Driver
This week, Booze Lightyear tackles what not to do as an Uber Driver. Collectively, we're not sure why anyone would take an Uber, when we could all be riding pterodactyls to work. In fact, wouldn't...
S01E22 I Could Be President
Think you're smart enough to run for president? We here at Booze Lightyear definitely aren't. But we thought we'd say "fuck it' and give it a shot. Really though, who wouldn't want to be president?...
S01E23 35 Things You Can't Say to Kids
I shall not write a description for Booze Lightyear this week. Enjoy the 35 things you can't say to your children.
S01E24 Who's Gonna Host Equals Three?
S01E25 Weirdest Job Interview Ever
Yup. Booze Lightyear is out there looking for employment again. So we went and did this job interview at this really cool place. Everyone was dressed in white and wore pointy wizard hats. They didn't...
S01E27 Sluts Are Awesome
This week Booze Lightyear takes on sluts. No, I don't mean we literally take on sluts. That would be gross and sexual and highly inappropriate for a video. What kind of people do you think...
S01E28 Puppet Porn
Have you ever seen puppets go wild? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we're very used to seeing puppets going wild. This one time we saw Elmo snort a line of coke...
S01E29 World's Worst Criminal
In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we examine some of the world's worst criminals. These guys are absolutely terrible at breaking the law. I ripped the tag off of a pillow once and cried myself...
S01E30 I Hope You Laugh #2
This week on Booze Lightyear we stand in front of a green screen and crack jokes about moving images. I know, I know. It's a very novel idea. Well, we like to pioneer shit. Is...
S01E31 14 Terrible Ways to Dump Your Girlfriend
Ever had to break up with your girlfriend? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we just found ourselves breaking up with your girlfriend last week. What a mess! She was sobbing and...
S01E32 My Thoughts on Breaking Up
Awwwwwww yeahhhhh! Booze Lightyear is back with another video about break ups. We make breaking up look easy. Don't be fooled tho. We're lonely. Call us.
S01E35 World's Worst Lawyer
Need an attorney? Need a lawyer? Need a cuddle buddy? Call Booze Lightyear. Our attorneys at Booze Lightyear are also lawyers - and as an added bonus, we're also well versed in legal.
S01E36 Honey, Do I Look Fat?
What do you do when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat? Well, we here at Booze Lightyear have no fucking clue. Seriously, we have zero idea of what to do in this situation....
S01E37 6 Signs You Hate Your Job
Sup, bitch. Watch this totally amazing Booze Lightyear video about hating your job or we'll all track you down and steal your dog. Your move.
S01E39 Sex Questions You Don't Want to Ask
Got sex questions? Well, we ask the awkward sex questions so you don't have to. Thank god for us asking these or you'd never know the answer. You're welcome. We like to think of ourselves...
S01E40 How I Beat Depression
Made a little video discussing my occasional struggle with depression. Depression is obviously a very complex issue that can't be resolved by watching a simple internet video, but maybe this will make you feel better...
S01E41 Sex Questions You Don't Want to Ask #2
Got MORE sex questions? Great, we have more answers which lead to more sex questions. This time the ladies are asking the guys. It's awkward. So very very awkward. You're welcome.
S01E42 Best of Booze Lightyear (2015)
Cast
Ray William Johnson
Booze Player
Kelly Landry
Booze Player
Luis Victor Jimenez
Booze Player
Kaja Martin
Booze Player
Jules Medcraft
Booze Player
Carlos Santos
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