
S01E01 How to Get a Date
Need tips on how to get a date? Booze Lightyear has all the answers. As certified pickup artists, you should try our patterned "she'll def hump me right now" pickup lines. You'll be banging your...
This week Booze Lightyear takes on modern feminism and equality. Is it weird that I say "hello"? Don't people normally say "hello" when they greet one another? What? Just because you're reading this and we aren't physically talking to one another face-to-face that means I can't say "hello"? What kind of nonsense is that?! FUCK YOU I'LL SAY HELLO IF I WANT, YOU BASTARDS!! ... Sorry that outburst was uncalled for. I promise it won't happen again. Goodbye.
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