
S01E01 How to Get a Date
Need tips on how to get a date? Booze Lightyear has all the answers. As certified pickup artists, you should try our patterned "she'll def hump me right now" pickup lines. You'll be banging your...
This week the Booze Lightyear crew shows you how to talk to an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend. Not that I've ever been in a serious relationship. And that's not because I'm not handsome. Oh no, believe me; I am one handsome son of a bitch. My grandmother tells me all the time how handsome I am. In fact, if there were a "That's One Good Looking Motherfucker" award, I would come in first place every year. I've never actually won an award - of any kind. Also, my grandmother is a liar.
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