
S01E01 How to Get a Date
Need tips on how to get a date? Booze Lightyear has all the answers. As certified pickup artists, you should try our patterned "she'll def hump me right now" pickup lines. You'll be banging your...
Ever said something sexist? Booze Lightyear never has. And I never have either. Nope. Never. I have never once in my life said anything remotely sexist. Are you calling me a liar? I'm not a liar. You're a liar. And your mom's a liar too. And your face also! You face is a big fat liar!! How can someone's face be a liar, you ask? Fool, I don't know. I'd tell you to ask your own face how it can be such a liar, but the answer you'd get would probably just be a lie. What the fuck does any of this have to do with sexism anyway? I like peanut butter on my waffles tho.
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